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Wisconsin Redneck
(From The Woodsman’s Notebook)
If you pass a dead squirrel or bird in
the road and choose to leave it go until it grows.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you see a dead deer in the road and you start
thinking neighbor barbeque.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If your idea of swimming hole and the Black River to be
one in the same.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If your first day of summer falls in January.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you fall asleep dreaming your deer hunting to wake
seeing your wife mounted on your living wall.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you are standing on your deck naked and the turkey
are laughing at you.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you have a need to race the bear to the dumpster.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck. |
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If you think you are big enough
to kick that bears ass.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think Mauston is something that grows on
the south side of a tree.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think that Hillsborough is where Daniel
Boone settled.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you go into Elroy thinking to find him.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think Wilton is something that happens to
your lettuce.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think that Camp Douglas is a daycare
center.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think Fort McCoy is where Custer made his
last stand.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you have your mail delivered to your camper
and it’s parked out back.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think the term outback has something to
do with your yard.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you think the first American flag was made in
Madison .
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
If you are a Democrat who is always right.
You may be a Wisconsin Redneck.
The Woodsman
8/1/07 |
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