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A Mothers day Poem
(From The Woodsman’s Notebook)
When life had gotten too hard to bear
And found myself in despair
Who was the one who was always there?
When I found myself in tons of trouble
Who always came running on the double?
Then again,
When I found myself on top of the world
Happy as could possibly be
Who was the one who laughed, shared and cried with me?
Mom, you were always there through thick and thin.
It was you who were there during all my ups and downs.
Now with my sadness left behind, and happiness for me is
now ahead.
Where are you but by my side again.
- The Woodsman
5/11/97
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That’s Amore’
(From The Woodsman’s
Notebook)
When the shit hits the fan like a
big rubber band that’s amore'.
When your bowls are loose and you shit like a
goose that’s amore'.
When your hinny is bare and can’t find yourunder
wear that’s amore'.
When you’re breathing is short and it’s not
quite a fart that’s amore'.
Terds’ll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling,
ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Farts play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay
Floating in your underwear-a
When the shit hits the fan and you can’t find
the can that’s amore'
Ding a ling a ling feel your dingle berry’s ring
bouncing all around with a relieving frown
that’s amore'.
Terds’ll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling,
ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Farts play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay
Floating in your underwear-a
When the shit hits the fan like a big rubber
band that’s amore'.
When your bowls are loose and you shit like a
goose that’s amore'.
When your hinny is bare and can’t find under
wear that’s amore'.
When you’re breathing is short and it’s not
quite a fart that’s amore'.
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The Woodsman
11/15/03
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